Futile Horn

07.12.2003 - 6:36 am (sweet mystery of life at last I've found you)

At long last my life dream has been realized. Last night I was felt up by a man-crushing bull dyke. She saw me from across the bar, lowered her head and charged, hitting me squarely in the body. Then inexplicably she reached for my crotch. She most certainly was there looking for women (staring at women’s behinds and murmuring “Mmm, tasty”, if you believe the bouncer), but I am sure it was an honest mistake. Her last two or three girlfriends probably had a beard as thick as I do.

Sometimes at this hour, they have the less shitty videos on TV. I am going to go check that out.

Born to play the funky céilí,
Futile Horn