05.02.2005 - and now more uptown
04.12.2005 - here's to the pole vaulting goddess
03.24.2005 - tentative title
02.27.2005 - hey guess what my dork detector picked up
02.15.2005 - "chocolate simulates the effects of love; have some chocolate, you look like you need it"
02.10.2005 - the usual consolations
02.04.2005 - pauses to regard
01.29.2005 - I feel like eroded gentry
01.22.2005 - the staleness returns
06.19.2004 - i think one day i'll break the hinge on all my conjuctions
06.16.2004 - They were once normal... now they're ninjas
06.02.2004 - plus I think Plato had Goethe's mirror
05.25.2004 - I wish I could have worked in Abishag
05.18.2004 - i could make this a prototype
05.12.2004 - the old town
03.04.2004 - to me it sounds like filler
02.08.2004 - hey, my job is tedious too
01.29.2004 - adaptation
01.14.2004 - I think Imma name a kid Seth
01.07.2004 - staring at the ceiling
01.02.2004 - two grand twice two
12.26.2003 - I'm actually incapable of smiling
12.23.2003 - say, where did St. Valentine go?
12.05.2003 - three and some change, I think
11.29.2003 - word on 2
11.26.2003 - one down, eleven to go
11.24.2003 - Imma be a golden god
11.20.2003 - I still think Sally is a squirrel not a gopher
11.01.2003 - at least she it wasn't when she was ten feet tall
10.31.2003 - I hate the heathens and keep away
10.22.2003 - tequila for libations to the bowels
10.19.2003 - face off 2003
10.17.2003 - hometown heroics
10.13.2003 - "It's 10:30; we're closed... forever!"
10.08.2003 - who let the jocks speak
09.30.2003 - wooo i'm william h. macy
09.25.2003 - embrace the Greeks
09.21.2003 - apology
09.19.2003 - they will says you have killed a wise man
09.13.2003 - some silly lines
09.12.2003 - a chemical compound or nothing to lose
09.09.2003 - the mad scientist
09.01.2003 - absolutely superlative
08.29.2003 - waiting for you to appear
08.28.2003 - dissent among the masses
08.28.2003 - liberty is a seven horned god
08.19.2003 - give my regards to pr0k chops
07.30.2003 - there are no books upon your shelves
07.29.2003 - as I napped in the booth
07.27.2003 - in a galaxy far far away
07.24.2003 - it's time to reveal myself; I am the Messiah
07.22.2003 - stories in suspension
07.18.2003 - in their melifluous rodent tongues
07.16.2003 - baby I love you the insects
07.13.2003 - ball and a biscuit
07.12.2003 - sweet mystery of life at last I've found you
07.10.2003 - do I understand your question
07.09.2003 - hear me complain
07.06.2003 - half conscious, half sober
07.04.2003 - I think I've written this entry before but...
06.27.2003 - it's like someone dropped a house or something
06.25.2003 - gold is the goodliest of all things
06.23.2003 - may your song always be sung
06.20.2003 - how many winters allotted
06.19.2003 - restore your mind
06.19.2003 - I don't mind chopping wood
06.15.2003 - rise of the cockroach
06.13.2003 - silver saxophones say I should refuse you
06.12.2003 - as boring as an ode to Fortune
06.08.2003 - so now I know what it is I'm not expecting
06.04.2003 - Sexier than a blue tongued skink
05.26.2003 - the forest of the troubadors
05.20.2003 - huevos
05.18.2003 - where everyone's a green ninja
05.17.2003 - hey carmina
05.16.2003 - more of a belch than anything else
05.09.2003 - take that pancreas
05.06.2003 - sorting it all out
05.04.2003 - testing testing
04.27.2003 - something about a quarter century
04.21.2003 - the vacuum
04.05.2003 - whoa am I still here?
03.08.2003 - nothing, no nothing at all
03.06.2003 - I still need a title
02.22.2003 - who was in the zone?
02.17.2003 - well, no "massacre," per se
02.12.2003 - a change of heart
02.11.2003 - way o'er yonder
02.08.2003 - oh an I finally had time to read!
02.02.2003 - I keeeeel you with my skateboard
01.31.2003 - whoa, here come the acronyms
01.27.2003 - and I touched a Macintosh tonight
01.25.2003 - one thousand something something
01.24.2003 - wizard of wizards
01.23.2003 - mercury hands and penny eyes
01.16.2003 - fast and narrow
01.12.2003 - personally I don't think God said anything but no
01.09.2003 - I dunno and I can't find out
01.07.2003 - si quid est in me ingeni...
01.02.2003 - on two fronts
12.25.2002 - what's the frequency Kenneth?
12.22.2002 - the island is a terrible place
12.20.2002 - Ignatius was an extraterrestrial
12.12.2002 - all in all something like Demeter's cult
12.12.2002 - the 'neck'
12.10.2002 - and it went something like this
12.03.2002 - a motherload of stills
12.01.2002 - breaking the ice
11.30.2002 - who wants to see my golden gun?
11.29.2002 - "tea w/barbie"
11.23.2002 - wicket the leprauchan
11.22.2002 - you don't know you're born
11.18.2002 - my wardrobe needs more metal
11.09.2002 - bounced
11.03.2002 - there's no such a thing
10.30.2002 - my damaged input and output buffers
10.28.2002 - your story tugs at me bladder
10.26.2002 - without so much as a goodbye
10.25.2002 - i think I'll grease myself in bacon
10.23.2002 - what I didn't smell was gas
10.21.2002 - a pleasant state of chaos
10.13.2002 - I actually wrote all of Chaucer last week
10.06.2002 - invisible ink
10.04.2002 - compassionate passionless pages
10.03.2002 - third Pythian
10.01.2002 - destiny awaits
09.24.2002 - goddamn lazy puss mucker
09.17.2002 - like the two headed herp they just found...
09.11.2002 - Everybody movin' if they ain't already there
09.10.2002 - an octopus on rollerskates
09.07.2002 - if only the whole island would just drift away
09.02.2002 - fiefdom
08.30.2002 - a small matter of consideration
08.27.2002 - wha, you remove a wrenched ankle?
08.22.2002 - bells are chiming for victory
08.22.2002 - bells are chiming for victory
08.20.2002 - so how much is my ass worth?
08.13.2002 - new morning
08.08.2002 - tulips is a funny word
08.06.2002 - let's just call it 'X'
08.02.2002 - The vulcanologist does not burn with Empedocles
07.30.2002 - we shall kiss these stones
07.27.2002 - is he your partner?
07.25.2002 - it's paradise, Sal
07.19.2002 - she making verbs of nouns!
07.17.2002 - silencio
07.13.2002 - more than you really wanted to know...
07.12.2002 - make your dress all wet and send it to me
07.10.2002 - loud and angry sky
07.08.2002 - moving to the country
07.06.2002 - perhaps I've no pulse at all
07.04.2002 - hey, are we all heroes today?
07.02.2002 - summer weekend, summer sports
06.29.2002 - really gone
06.28.2002 - never never proud machine
06.26.2002 - bionic commando
06.24.2002 - ineffible
06.22.2002 - and tears, don't forget tears
06.19.2002 - something in overalls
06.18.2002 - save the tower
06.17.2002 - separation
06.10.2002 - a Parthian shot
06.06.2002 - hiatus
06.05.2002 - I might get a little medieval
06.04.2002 - back log
06.03.2002 - Ain't nobody that sings like me
06.01.2002 - under ground, under cloudy night skies
05.31.2002 - I actually do store mine in a box
05.29.2002 - a decade ago, when I had my pre-teen moustache
05.28.2002 - an evening stroll, in less than 20 steps
05.27.2002 - sometimes you see it skipping, sometimes it drives a truck
05.26.2002 - but 'carpe diem' means 'sleep with me'
05.24.2002 - Robin Hood of the art world
05.22.2002 - something akin to filler
05.19.2002 - something more than questions
05.17.2002 - passing
05.17.2002 - nothing, nowhere
05.16.2002 - dead leaf mantid
05.15.2002 - I want it to ache
05.14.2002 - gold is the goodliest of all things
05.12.2002 - so long as earth has fruit to give
05.10.2002 - Mystery Men
05.09.2002 - but I know I'm the phantom
05.08.2002 - what happens when I've too much free time
05.06.2002 - '02 B&C
05.05.2002 - happy house
05.03.2002 - so easy to look at, so hard to define
05.02.2002 - bathing blues
05.01.2002 - help help, I'm being repressed
04.30.2002 - who is the fairest
04.28.2002 - a night at the opera
04.27.2002 - ...and a swarm of gnats
04.27.2002 - my own true love
04.24.2002 - "ordinary"
04.23.2002 - to the mistress patroness
04.22.2002 - the usual solicitation
04.21.2002 - prelude
04.21.2002 - heavens to betsy
04.19.2002 - in vino veritas
04.18.2002 - hey, ya hear, I'm warm!
04.15.2002 - awaiting the parousia of the black death
04.12.2002 - kind of like God but without the omnipotence
04.10.2002 - it gets a little hazy when I think about it now
04.08.2002 - that's how folks clap back home when...
04.07.2002 - and then it snowed
04.04.2002 - Sometimes it's out to get you
04.03.2002 - and here I flatter myself
04.02.2002 - let my people go... to the bar!
03.31.2002 - what did Bologna ever do to you?
03.29.2002 - from the yearbook I tried to forget
03.27.2002 - where I get angry at mere words
03.26.2002 - Mendacity!
03.23.2002 - it's also punctuation
03.20.2002 - Careful, faeries bite!
03.17.2002 - I ride the downtown train
03.15.2002 - give the baby a great big kiss!
03.14.2002 - friggin' floating points
03.12.2002 - on the road again
03.11.2002 - cast out of good graces
03.09.2002 - just try again tomorrow
03.07.2002 - I have a theorem
03.04.2002 - I am a god... of some kind
03.01.2002 - watching the trolls' tortured transformation to stone
02.27.2002 - it all goes back to the pro Archia
02.26.2002 - me and the devil, walking side by side
02.22.2002 - like a spoon
02.21.2002 - ten things we hate about me
02.20.2002 - bad blood it's got your mare
02.18.2002 - so meet me at five then?
02.17.2002 - conversation. do I even do that?
02.15.2002 - tangled up in blue
02.13.2002 - night tripper
02.11.2002 - where I decline into the netherworld of geekdom
02.09.2002 - I'd call it filler
02.06.2002 - shape. fate.
02.06.2002 - Do you believe in users?
02.05.2002 - threads of treason
02.01.2002 - one day I will make sweet sweet love to Pychon's V.
01.29.2002 - the country
01.28.2002 - less than a copia verborum
01.27.2002 - why I'm not a fiend
01.23.2002 - grounding straps are cool
01.22.2002 - my redemption has gone under the knife
01.21.2002 - playground will never be the same
01.19.2002 - a couple songs and some scotch
01.17.2002 - Sally Boy Bones
01.15.2002 - rewind
01.13.2002 - he says he's glad he didn't do anything he regrets
01.10.2002 - it's all about the dutch fudge
01.08.2002 - in vain attempt to show my sensitive side
01.06.2002 - a short discussion of landmarks
01.02.2002 - an epic description of a less than epic new year
12.30.2001 - yeah, I can be on the creepy side
12.29.2001 - just skip this entry
12.27.2001 - Because "filth" is the genteel term
12.25.2001 - the yule
12.23.2001 - all PC material tonight, folks
12.21.2001 - steel drivin' man
12.18.2001 - If I were a painting
12.18.2001 - ...and a suitcase, a car, and a stretch of highway
12.16.2001 - Com'on honey, give me a lil tease!
12.14.2001 - All my powers of expression I thought so sublime...
12.12.2001 - All right, but I could still hit you with my slippers
12.11.2001 - I was shadow boxing earlier in the day...
12.10.2001 - I think it had ... mushrooms and squash?
12.09.2001 - I think I'll start wittling these down to 30 words.
12.08.2001 - *1 dalmations
12.06.2001 - if only Jeff Goldblum would follow suit
12.06.2001 - the one where I learn the ancient art of tea making
12.04.2001 - you knew the day would come I'd claim divinity
12.01.2001 - and he was all, blah blah blahdie blah
11.28.2001 - O for a Muse of Fire!
11.27.2001 - my only wish is to mislead you
11.25.2001 - Snarf!
11.22.2001 - Lies, lies, sweet sweet lies
11.22.2001 - ...with the tripping attention span of a 3 yr old
11.21.2001 - flights of .... mwerph
11.19.2001 - 4 days; what do nights imply?
11.16.2001 - crash on the levy, you better find another...
11.15.2001 - ...just so they can call him 'Phil'!
11.14.2001 - can you tell women apart by their sole?
11.12.2001 - one way ticket to Laconia
11.12.2001 - as I put Ramblin' Jack to shame
11.11.2001 - I had to yell at people to put down the Onion!
11.10.2001 - mmmmm, fuzzy fuzzy sheeeeeeeeep
11.09.2001 - I've got the rest of your union, right 'ere!!
11.08.2001 - damnit, I've no Sharpie pens!
11.06.2001 - save me from the gift of song
11.06.2001 - Italics, my own true love
11.05.2001 - You say it "KAY-lee"
11.04.2001 - Could you please make that crepe?
11.03.2001 - may I be excused, my brain itches
10.31.2001 - No, I am not a streetcar!
10.30.2001 - I remember one cold night, trying to sleep on the porch
10.20.2001 - Kick your shoes off, do not fear
10.18.2001 - on the tracks
10.17.2001 - ooh, ooh, say it again
10.15.2001 - I never looked good in red
10.11.2001 - a crazy Maltese priest baptized them all!
10.10.2001 - thinking it out again
10.09.2001 - Just like V., just like me
10.07.2001 - everything put the pinta
10.06.2001 - Aw, ya killing me folks.
10.05.2001 - Seriously, who the hell do you think you are?
10.05.2001 - thus ends the great experiment
10.03.2001 - who's inventing memory now?
09.28.2001 - hey honey, can I check out your box?
09.25.2001 - in memoriam
09.23.2001 - poker here
09.21.2001 - theoretical grammar
09.20.2001 - please don't do like I had done
09.18.2001 - the highway is for gamblers, better use your sense
09.16.2001 - they were fish in T.H.
09.16.2001 - ten thousand reds in the corner
09.13.2001 - ancient footsteps are everywhere
09.11.2001 - the electric house
09.11.2001 - ---
09.06.2001 - forms smorms
09.02.2001 - whoa, honey, got a leash for that thing?
09.02.2001 - what I perceive?
09.01.2001 - this entry be tedious
08.31.2001 - As I try to make it out of the cave
2001-08-29 - I bet the French girl is 15.
2001-08-29 - where's the remote?
2001-08-26 - I spent my youth playing with a dictionary
2001-08-22 - ...but it can't kill me
2001-08-14 - one long digit, two short ones
2001-08-06 - Or else expecting rain
2001-08-04 - final fan-tas-y??
2001-08-03 - I think she was a goddess
2001-07-27 - adventures on the red line
2001-07-25 - you can call me Zimmy
2001-07-24 - absolutely breath-taking
2001-07-18 - like waiting for the bus
2001-06-24 - hey, she's got hot lips too
2001-06-18 - end of the world and back
2001-06-09 - ball shot
2001-06-08 - just find me a bitch named Howard
2001-05-29 - so am I the ego?
2001-05-29 - nostos
2001-05-12 - all alone in the compound
2001-05-09 - your sweet love
2001-05-08 - i'm the scorpion king
2001-05-04 - eat filth
2001-05-03 - are you for sale?
2001-05-01 - put that in your pipe
2001-04-30 - lost minutes
2001-04-29 - good olde times
2001-04-27 - worship me
2001-04-23 - what Family of Languages is English from?
2001-04-22 - free this
2001-04-18 - my name in print
2001-04-12 - google happy
2001-04-12 - when life mirrors the movies
2001-04-11 - same old thing, but angrier
2001-04-10 - distraction
2001-04-07 - skull happy
2001-04-06 - I'm such a sell out
2001-04-04 - come again?
2001-04-03 - ooh, you've killed Cicero
2001-04-02 - the straight edge
2001-03-30 - pulled into Nazareth
2001-03-29 - what does your liver say today?
2001-03-27 - Katie Couric wants me dead too
2001-03-24 - hey, I'll show ya a street scandal
2001-03-22 - what about improvement?
2001-03-21 - no, I don't notice her eyes first
2001-02-20 - not the great white north
2001-03-08 - know your Latin calendar
2001-03-07 - dead humor
2001-03-06 - care package from hell
2001-03-05 - hey, remember ABC?
2001-03-04 - uberbier
2001-03-01 - reap what you sow
2001-02-28 - dirty laundry
2001-02-26 - mix this, baby
2001-02-25 - Ginsberg says Holy, Holy, Holy
2001-02-24 - a whole lot of paint
2001-02-22 - color color, and only some of it is condiment
2001-02-19 - defying the law of mass conservation
2001-02-15 - look out for the blunt end
2001-02-13 - not another brick
2001-02-12 - hugs and kisses. ew.
2001-02-06 - risin' sun
2001-01-31 - gone rancid
2001-01-30 - tomorrow
2001-01-28 - ad nauseum
2001-01-27 - a little more blood
2001-01-27 - the meanest mama
2001-01-27 - one voice
2001-01-23 - the height, not the looking down
2001-01-21 - retribution
2001-01-16 - house
2001-01-16 - shadow
2001-01-15 - terminology
2001-01-14 - little people
2000-12-02 - kook kats
2000-11-29 - humanomachy
2000-11-29 - le sigh
2000-11-28 - huge round eyes